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Retrospecticus: A 2013-2014 Professional Basketball Yearbook

Posted by on Jun 20, 2014 | 3 comments

As my post on Monday alluded to, Hickory-High has reached its end. But before we set off on our new adventures, we have one more big...

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Melo, My Man

Posted by on Jun 13, 2014 | 0 comments

Not only do the Miami Heat need Carmelo Anthony, but the NBA could use an injection in abject vitriol unseen since, well, The Decision....

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Not the Way of Wade

Posted by on May 29, 2014 | 0 comments

Any half-observant basketball follower of the past few years will tell you that Dwyane Wade is no three-point shooter. It’s not a...

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Shorting the Special Snowflakes

Posted by on May 28, 2014 | 1 comment

One of my nerdiest-ever hobbies was my early 2000s obsession with an online game called Hollywood Stock Exchange. HSX, as it is commonly...

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Get Ready to Love Thanasis Antetokounmpo

Posted by on May 22, 2014 | 2 comments

There’s this memory that will always linger in the back of my mind for the rest of Giannis Antetokounmpo‘s career. The minute...

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The Choice is Yours: Dave Joerger

Posted by on May 21, 2014 | 0 comments

The Minnesota Timberwolves have secured an interview with Dave Joerger that will be conducted by the end of this week, according the Jerry...

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Dan Gilbert Goes To Dentist

Posted by on May 21, 2014 | 0 comments

Are you kidding me? Cleveland wins the lottery again? Okay, breath, breath, happy place, happy place. Think of dogs and nice things. This...

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Indiana Re-Learning How to Use Roy Hibbert Effectively

Posted by on May 20, 2014 | 0 comments

After being the favorite target of internet jokesters for the better part of two months (it’s not your fault, big man), The Indiana...

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Learn to Love Russell Westbrook

Posted by on May 14, 2014 | 1 comment

Russell Westbrook has been one of the most criticized players in the NBA for a while now, less for his level of play on the court but more...

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Bloggers on Bloggers: A Knicks’ Recaps Recap

Posted by on May 13, 2014 | 0 comments

This was a rather strange New York Knicks season, to say the least. After the team won 54 games and advanced to Round 2 of the playoffs...

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Brooklyn’s Knight in Shining Armor

Posted by on May 12, 2014 | 0 comments

Before the 2013-14 season began, fans were still reeling in response to the major changes made by the Nets, who brought in Paul Pierce and...

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Deron Williams Went Scoreless, and That’s O.K.

Posted by on May 10, 2014 | 0 comments

Since Deron Williams‘ 0 point, 0-9 from the field performance in Game 2 against Miami, he’s spent a lot of time being called...

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R.C. Buford Wins Executive of The Year, For Some Reason

Posted by on May 9, 2014 | 1 comment

On Wednesday, San Antonio Spurs General Manager R.C. Buford was named NBA Executive of The Year. It was his first time winning the award,...

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Bradley Real-Deal-Holy-Beal is Making the Leap

Posted by on May 6, 2014 | 2 comments

Bradley Beal had a perfectly decent little season this year after having a perfectly decent little rookie campaign last year. In both...

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Wizards-Pacers: A Look Back at a Gruesome Regular Season Series

Posted by on May 6, 2014 | 0 comments

To be sure, there were actually worse single-game performances by teams in the 2013-14 regular season. On February 9th against the Los...

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Damian Lillard Over Everything

Posted by on May 3, 2014 | 0 comments

Last night, Damian Lillard roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris, force choked Darth Vader, ate just one Lays potato chip, saved 25% in 15...

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